Trees. What are trees? Are they just stupid bits of wood? Or are they, in fact, wise and ancient beings that will outlive us all? Maybe they're both. Or neither. Maybe we're overthinking this. But with Guardians Of The Galaxy in cinemas this week, there's no doubt the humble tree has a glamorous new face: that of Groot, the walking, talking plank, as voiced by Vin Diesel, the walking, talking… well, you get it. Anyway, here are the top movie trees. Because trees.
Actually, Groot isn't a tree at all – he's a sentient, tree-like creature from outer space who is actually the monarch of Planet X, and not just somewhere for dogs to wee up in the park. Capable of saying just three words – "I am Groot" – he's not the most chatty of trees, but he puts more inflection into those three words than you might think. You see, Groot is actually super-intelligent and something of an expert in quasi-dimensional super-positional engineering – it's just that Groot's wooden larynx renders the subtleties of his speech void to human ears. Also, he's quite nice to sit under when it's sunny out.
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